Thursday, March 29, 2007

who ordered the deus ex machina?

i had my blog fumigated for spam bots. and yes, i f-ed the exterminator like some sort of tacky low budget titty flick. so stop asking. call me a seventh day hedonist but i leave no trope of pornography unturned.
so big news. today I found out I’m a space-time worm. so I went online to find out how this changes things. turns out it changes everything metaphysically, but nothing reeeally.
did you hear, lisa frank is going to illustrate the diary of anne frank!

5 comments:

Jarvis McWeiners said...

YO brah that reminds me of the time i triped on shroomz in amstrdam and went ot he anne frank house and thought there were demons in my butt so i fumigated it with my lighter and set my colon aflame but because i was tripping i thougt i was just hungry so i ate out a drunk polynesian hooker's pussy and she still made me pay for it

Sierra Needle said...

you talk like a lifetime original™

Hunter said...

good for you :)

Jarvis McWeiners said...

U talk like a Kellogg's®

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