I received this message today, in what at first appeared to be a magazine subscription insert that fell out of my Lego Lovers weekly.
Dear Ms. Needles,
Welcome to the wonderful world of Bloggin'! We're all so impressed with your work! One thing, real quick, cut the dissent. Look, we all hold the Right to Free Speech near and dear, I mean we're Bloggers! Just like you! The only differnece is we realize that you don't blog about the hand that RSS Feeds you. Catch our drift? So as much as we love your unique style and playful irreverence [we do! you're in space! we get it! ha!] this populist didacticism has gotta go the way or geocities, or we've got a 404 error: page not found with your name on it. Keep up the good, pro-bloggin' work!
The Blogging Industry
I may be a humble girl from outerspace and the future, but I know when I'm being threatened by the Titans of Big Bloggin'.