Tuesday, March 20, 2007
hoop 'n stick: back with a vengeance
bad news blogrades. as i was enthusiastically running laps around the sleeping quarters with my brand new hoop 'n stick I managed to tangle my leg up in the hoop of the hoop 'n stick and, in a fit of arrogance and unaware of my dangerously entwined appendage, started to grapevine toward the galley, resulting in the fracture of my tibia. the captain started making 'told you so' faces at me and i got pissed so i told everyone how he had a wet dream in the hypersleep chamber. so he started crying and i told him i was sorry then i took it back because he wasnt thankful enough for the apology. wow this day got bad fats. fast. ha ha that comical mispelling just made it a little better.
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So does your hoop 'n stick have one of those nifty counters to keep track of how many times you hoop it? Maybe you could use your on-board computer to make a schematic of one to build, if you don't already have one in the works.
Keep me posted.
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