heres the chorus from the first space shanty!
'fore today yon 'laxies be a drunk man's dream
'fore today yon stars be a midwife's tale
left my girl for a celestial body
'tis a nebulous thing, 'tis a nebulous thing
devil be good to a light year tripper
devil be good to an astroswine
left my girl to chase the comet's tail
'tis a nebulous thing, 'tis a nebulous thing
sometimes i wonder if my blog is my outlet for everything i can't tell my mah-johngg circle.
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Upon googling space shanties, I found this bit of futurohistorical trivia:
"oh, row your astr'oid ashore my dear,
row your astr'oid ashore
unless you'd rather die in a vacuum
since your mughalazoid wife is a zero-G whore"
"she'd suck off a supernova
she'd go down on a black hole
she'd have a threesome with the three moons of Titan
or something of that nature"
good find spacerace23! I'll add it to my collection.
additionally,
"threw my wallet to the rockets
orion picked my pockets
broker than a hubble space hobo
'tender have some pity
spent my moon rocks on some titty
a tang and tonic on the house, please."
looks like this blog is turning into a little haven of spacenautical academia, LOL!
i found one on the history channel's discussion board, seems a little vulgar LOL:
"ay, a penny's a'plenty fer passage
a penny's a plenty for ye
and if you're a'fixin for close quarters
then my cock has an free seat for ye"
"i'd show you the stars m'dear
i'd make the moons of andromedus your palace
that is, if you were willing, m'dear
for a light-year a'restin' on me phallus"
spacerace23 you're a regular musicologist!
here's one that swarthy seaman sang for me after i got in a big fight with the captain cause i drew a hitler moustache on his space helmet ---
"avast ye sweet missy
tho' ye be young as a pup
don't tell you're mam, don't tell your paw,
im astronaughty for you"
"a little gravitational bondage
then ill cassiopee on you
im clean baby i swear i dont have crab nebula put the rubber away
im astronaughty for you"
i think he was just improvising. cause there wasn't even a rhyme scheme. or a distinct rhythm. and his breath stunk like he was bootlegging vodka from the dehydrated mashed potatoes. and he tried to kiss me afterwards.
That goes far and above the boundaries of musicology as we know them.
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Yo what hte fuck i didn't know this blog had a moderater
this is a free fuckin' country, i can post porn links anywhere i wantt
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welllll fuck i'll jus post my hetty links elsewhere fuck this board and the fuckin moderaterzzz
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aight well i'm back
turns out other blogz are even less welcoming to my hetty porn linx
check this one out:
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JESUS CHRIST DONT YOU TAKE ANY FUCKING TIME OFF
Hoyt streets smellz funny
The person who runs your blog seems centrist, as they are a moderater and not a moderator. Karin and I miss you. I miss being funny (see: first sentence).
"sometimes i wonder if my blog is my outlet for everything i can't tell my mah-johngg circle."
let me help you out. the answer is no.
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