Thursday, September 27, 2007

vintage emo indie

hey guys,
i don't want to brag because i've started to realize the purpose of blogs is not (as I originally imagined) to organize and resist false idols of power, but instead to complain about coworkers that are sitting right next to us and post youtube videos.
but today is different.
it's not one of those humdrum blogging to take the edge off of loneliness. no sir. ive got news. more than that ive got good news.
im gonna be a model!!!
a popular seller on galaxebay has enlisted me to model their unique 'vintage emo indie' style. who would have thought that this girl, from the wrong side of the cul-de-sac, would be an intergalactically renowned vintage emo indie model?
we had our first vintage emo indie photo shoot. the vintage emo indie photographer was from the lower east nebulae. he showed up late, looked me up and down, threw some vintage emo indie garments at me and started adjusting a tripod he made out of his ex-girlfriend. 'look indifferent. look unaffected. don't look at the camera. look up but don't look optimistic. give yourself a double chin. more chins. i need more chins. this isn't enough chins. you are hopeless. i am going binge starving myself. i'll be back. don't wait here you are worthless.'
it was really fun and glamorous!
just search vintage emo indie and you'll find me!
oh yeah, um, something about starting a revolution. i dunno. my hearts just not in it today.